I am Oscar the Grouch. I love to say “I hate” you fill in the blank. I’ve even suggested that others say it under their breath when they get frustrated as a way to relieve stress. They have and like the suggestion. I like hating almost everything. I used to think Oscar was miserable. He’s not miserable, he’s actually relieving stress. He’s sleeping better than you are. Not me, because I’m expressing my feelings about the things I hate in my life.
I need this t-shirt so bad. Just like I needed the awesome t-shirt I ordered from Natalie Dee. Cupcake + Multivitamin = Super Breakfast! I’m obsessed with cupcakes. I live for great cupcakes or anything that’s key lime (but it has to make my lips pucker!). I’m not skinny but there’s a morbidly obese woman living in me who desires cupcakes, key lime desserts, Starbursts (Fave Reds) and Haribo Gummy Bears. I ration this stuff out and keep it spaced out so that my weight is under control.
I just end up getting on everyone’s nerves asking if they have any cupcakes lying around. I mean who has cupcakes lying around. But if they did, it definitely would be a dream scenario.